Duke Cannon
Duke Cannon | Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Bar Soap
Duke Cannon | Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Bar Soap
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Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.
Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.
- Smells like The North Pole and peppermints
- At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps
- Made in the USA by humans, not elves
- According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys.
- A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military
- Size: 10 oz bar
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Shipping
Full Shipping PolicyShipping is $5.95 flat rate for all purchases under $100.
Orders $100+ always receive free shipping.
Orders for stock items (not pre-orders and customs) will be processed and shipped within 4 business days via USPS or UPS.
When ordering during a sale, please allow an extra 2 business days for orders to ship. -
Returns
Full Return PolicyTo start a return, you can contact us at esquaredgoodsco@gmail.com.
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.